I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
That’s nothing. Check THIS shit out
WHAT THE HELL
George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,
This post has been getting notes for like 4 times longer than the shitty job that I was thinking about whitestown for
one time when I was a kid my parents were arguing while we were driving somewhere and I was in the backseat so I wrote “are you going to get a divorce” on my foot and slowly extended my leg betwixt the seats
The Vulcan children’s hospital recently redecorated. I’m not convinced they chose the most logical option
The Klingon Children’s hospital redecoration has successfully brought the warrior spirit to the young ones of Qo'noS! Chancellor Gowron was quoted saying “Honor to the interior designer, and his house!”
The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I’m supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.
